A small troopthat swings aboveits weight.
We’re a marketing, AI and creative agency in Alcester, working with businesses across the UK and beyond. Seven of us, every skill you need and the same people from the first call to the final report.
Wayne
Zeta
Skye
The troop
Barry
Wes
Jed
Emma
Who we are
Green Ape was set up by Wayne and Zeta to give businesses the marketing team they’d build in-house if they could. People who know the work, care about the results and actually pick up the phone.
We’re small on purpose. You won’t be passed between account managers or handed to a junior you’ve never met. The people you speak to are the people doing the work.
From football clubs and dental practices to cleaning firms and charities, we plan, build and run the marketing, AI and creative work that keeps businesses growing.
How we work
Every project follows the same simple path, whether it’s a logo or a full marketing system.
- Step 1 First call Tell us about your business, what’s working and what isn’t. No sales pitch, just a proper conversation.
- Step 2 A plan that fits We map out what to do, what it costs and what it should bring in, before a penny is spent.
- Step 3 Build and launch The same people you met build the campaigns, sites and content, then get them live.
- Step 4 Plain-English reports Regular updates on what we did, what it cost and what it brought in. No jargon dashboards.
What we stand for
Four things we hold ourselves to on every project, big or small.
Client successYour results are our results. We judge our work by what it brings in and we’ll tell you straight when something isn’t working.
IntegrityHonest advice, plain-English reports and no jargon. If something isn’t right for your business, we’ll say so.
InnovationFrom AI agents to bespoke software, we build what’s missing when nothing off the shelf does the job.
QualityEvery shoot, site and campaign is made with care by the people you’ve met, not handed off down the line.
Meet the troop.
Seven names, not a call centre. Hover over anyone to find out more.Tap anyone to find out more.
WayneCo-founder
ZetaCo-founder
SkyeMarketing Manager
BarryConsultant
WesChief Growth Officer
JedJunior Marketing Executive
EmmaHR Manager
Guess who said it.
We asked the troop some very important questions. Can you match the answer to the ape?
Or just read everyone’s answers
The one with the dark humour. I think I’m hilarious, but nobody else does.
Keeping Wayne in line.
Head of takeaway negotiations.
The vibe bringer.
The young one.
Housekeeper.
Ready salted crisps with chunks of strong cheese, vinegar, Worcestershire sauce and a pickled egg, all shaken up together.
Fruit pastilles. Sugar rush.
Sausage and mash.
Any sweets. Jelly beans if I have to pick.
Bacon, sausage and egg sandwich.
Biscuits.
A tortoise. When people annoy me I can go in my shell and close the latch.
A swan. Calm on top, paddling like crazy underneath.
A dolphin. They’re sociable and love travelling.
A panther. They’re super focused and handle business.
A meerkat, because they think ahead.
A hawk. Top of the food chain, seeing what everyone’s up to, ready to swoop in.
The Shawshank Redemption or Star Trek (the Picard ones).
The Tudors. Not the TV show!
Takeaway menus within a five-mile radius.
Heavyweight boxing and the UFC.
Football.
Potato dishes. I have a potato-based business plan.
Absolutely not. Ask me literally anything else.
Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Tequila.
Juicy by The Notorious B.I.G.
I Gotta Feeling.
I Know Him So Well. In the car only.
Singing. Just don’t ask me to prove it at karaoke.
Name that tune. Anything before 2000 in about three seconds. Anything after, no idea.
Touching my nose with my tongue.
Knowing if it’s rained the second I wake up, without looking out of the window.
Making people feel old.
Woodwork and anything practical.
I’d be rich!
I’d be an MI5 analyst. I almost was!
I’d be a travel blogger.
I’d be running my own Caribbean kitchen.
I’d be an astronaut.
I’d be working at M&S. I just want the discount card.
Adams Way,
Alcester B49 6PU
Pop in for a coffee and a chat. Or we’ll come to you, wherever you are in the UK.
